Karen and Cthulhu
“The horror... is how much I love him.” — Karen
The Call of Karen
Cthulhu is on vacation!
After a nasty divorce, the Evil One decides a vacation on earth is in order, especially when he sees he is trending on social media. But an old adversary, Kansas Smith wants to find and steal his treasure. To make things more difficult, Gestalt, an emissary of the great old ones is after him.
But he meets a new friend!
Karen, a woman who is nearly as evil as Cthulhu himself comes to his rescue. And the more time he spends with her, the more he realizes—he might actually be enjoying himself? Could this be love? Surely not!
Treasure Awaits
To truly find out, Cthulhu will need to extend his vacation. but to do that he needs money, and the treasure he has hidden on an ancient battlefield will do nicely. But with Kansas and Gestalt right on his tail, and a public that recognizes him everywhere he goes, will he and Karen be able to get to it and get away before they are caught?
From Off-Target to Lenny's, the adventure and the laughs never stop. You'll love this Lovecraftian horror-comedy filled with action and adventure.
Karen and the Black Hills of Death
Cthulhu's Ex-Wife Wants Half His Stuff
Having fled the land of the Great Old Ones, Cthulhu is being pursued by Idh-yaa and his old nemesis Gestalt. To hide his assets he needs to move some treasure he hid years ago in the Black Hills of South Dakota. If only he could remember exactly where he hid it...
Karen to the Rescue
His girlfriend Karen can help though. With her thorough understanding of how to maniplulate people, she will speak to all the managers necessary to find, and keep the treasure out of the hands of his greedy ex, and in hers.
Kansas and the Lawyer
But things get complicated when treasure hunter Kansas Smith decides he, too, wants the riches Cthulhu has hidden, and a lawyer sees the opportunity of a lifetime. The chase is on, and when Cthulhu can't outrun them all, he has to join forces with sworn enemies, or at least appear to.
Will Karen and Cthulhu find the treasure, and true love, in the heart of the Black Hills? Or will their enemies beat them to it? You won't know until the final breathtaking page!